Thursday, July 07, 2005

this is impotent

"in this setting of leisurely erotic stimulation without sexual intercourse, the penis erection will wax and wane. the husband will discover that once an erection is obtained, it will come back if it goes away." - chapter 8 'impotent husband' book 'intended for pleasure Sex technique and sexual fulfillment in Christian Marriage"

boy howdy thats good bathroom reading...its funny to see what they tell christians about sex, and the things they suppose they dont know. if anybody gets the chance sit down with this book for a good laugh. its quite impotent.

5 comments:

SMAshley said...
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SMAshley said...

you should see the one they wrote for mormons.it says that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina, and that if you pray, and give the church a tenth of all your condom income, the stork will fly over the cabbage patch and pick out a good christian baby for you....

and what exactly are you doing with a sex book in the bathroom?...
uh huh, right, sure...deny it all you want. i know what you're doin in there.....

"oh jesus, oh god, oh jesus, oh god...."

Andrew said...

I swear to the Prophet Moroni...I though he was praying in there. That's it. You can keep the Pentecostal sex book...but you're not touching my "Peal of Great Price"

Not a chance, Negro.

Bex5x5 said...

icky icky icky icky poo

Moo_Cow said...

ah so basically Christian men don't know how an erection works. That's because god stopped there penises from working until they get married. Yeah didn't you know? It's just floppy and dead until you get married.

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