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Thursday, August 11, 2005

anybody like onions

If we don't end our dependence on oil by 4920, when will we end it? 5580? By then, it may be too late," Bush said.

Responding to reporters' questions, Bush admitted that our progeny could face challenges in pursuit of the goal, such as the earth's degrading orbit and eventual destruction of the moon by tidal force, or the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

The proclamation comes on the heels of Bush's plans to pay off the national debt by the early 6300s, and win the war on terror by 7450.


-tastes like onions
Posted by Tavius at 11:11 PM
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1 comment:

Moo_Cow said...

Sigh.. Did you know you have to pay for stuff this good now?! Sucks my ass I tell you.

12:47 AM

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