Friday, August 26, 2005

tastes like cod.

"I wonder where the fish has gone?

You did love it so. You looked after it like a son.

And it went wherever i did go

Is it in the cupboard?

Yes! Yes! No!...

Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish.

And it went wherever I did go.

It's behind the sofa!

Where can that fish be?

Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau?!

Shh!

It is a most elusive fish!

And it went wherever I did go.

Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

A-fish, a-fish, a-fish, a-fishy, ooooh.

Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

That went wherever I did go.

Look up his trunk!

Yeah, it's hidden in his trousers!" - monty python

Friday, August 19, 2005

american dreams in velcro seams.

"

New Orleans Murder Rate Not In Sync With Rest Of Nation

POSTED: 1:56 pm CDT August 18, 2005
They point to an experiment last year by university researchers in which police fired 700 blank rounds in a New Orleans neighborhood in a single afternoon.Murder rates have fallen dramatically in many major U.S. cities -- but that's not happening in the Big Easy. Although the murder rate in New Orleans is lower than it was a decade ago, it's rising and is nearly 10 times the national average. A criminologist said the city's trend is the reverse of 46 of the top 50 cities in the United States. Experts said the trend in the city that's home to the popular French Quarter exists for several reasons -- drugs, too few police, inexperienced prosecutors, and residents staying quiet because they fear retaliation. No one called police to report the gunfire"


Outside is america.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

they tell u not to look down......what do they know?


im assuming everyone has heard of Julian Beever, he's a mad crazy perspective artist/side walk artist. i found a site with alot of his stuff on here, check him out, its pretty genius.

to be or not to be?



"The majority of people will say that the faces depicted on these photographs are immaculately beautiful. The portraits were made with the help of a special computer program by German psychologists Martin Gruendl, Claus Marberger, Christoph Scherber and Christoph Braun. The researchers designed the images on the base of ideal proportions and features of human face.

Modern people with their standards of beauty run risks of losing the battle with perfect computer images and fall a victim to non-existent perfection. In addition, German scientists concluded that there was a certain stereotype in perceiving a beautiful person. People think that beautiful individuals are talented, creative and sensitive; that they have an ability to exert a positive influence on others. Those, who have not so pretty, or absolutely unpretty faces, are usually perceived as people who cannot boast of such qualities and traits - just an instant visual contact is enough to conclude so. Unattractive people are usually perceived as someone unhappy, malcontent, presumptuous, stupid and exhausted with their own lives.

Social consequences of human appearances are enormous. It is easier for beautiful people to live on this planet. They are usually more successful in their private and professional lives, although it may seem to be absolutely unfair to others"

Sunday, August 14, 2005

thats right folks, zeus is back in action


The images below show a japanese aircraft being affected by a lightning flash. To the authors knowledge, nobody on the plane was injured. It is unknown if the aircraft experienced any damage. According to the scientist who acquired this imagery, the airplane itself triggered the lightning discharge.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

anybody like onions

If we don't end our dependence on oil by 4920, when will we end it? 5580? By then, it may be too late," Bush said.

Responding to reporters' questions, Bush admitted that our progeny could face challenges in pursuit of the goal, such as the earth's degrading orbit and eventual destruction of the moon by tidal force, or the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

The proclamation comes on the heels of Bush's plans to pay off the national debt by the early 6300s, and win the war on terror by 7450.


-tastes like onions

in retrospect.

wouldnt it be damn cool if words like "retrospect" just meant u looked like the past, instead of looking at it.

u could say look at that man over there, i like his retrospect style. but it would be more than that, like when u wore 80's clothes u would get like that low fi 80's tv camera look to u.......the same with like the 20's u'd go all black and white and have a very low framerate.

man.
retrospect.
that makes me want to be, much more retroactive.

Monday, August 08, 2005

NO ONE EVER EXPECT THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

these lyrics are incredibly suprising.....i randomly came across them today, and they are a bit more morbid and serious, not bad for three sexually ambiguous teens.

"You have so many relationships in this life,
But only one or two will last.
You go through all the pain and strife,
Then you turn your back and they’re gone so fast.

Oh yeah. they’re gone so fast.

Oh, so hold on to the ones who really care,
In the end they’ll be the only ones there.
When you get old and start losing your hair,
Can you tell me who will still care?
Can you tell me who will still care? oh care.

Chorus:

Mmmbop, ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do. oh yeah,
Mmmbop ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do

Oh yeah, in an mmmbop they’re gone. yeah.

Plant a seed, plant a flower,
Plant a rose, you can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows.
It’s a secret no one knows.
It’s a secret no one knows.
Oh, no one knows.

(repeat chorus twice....)"

Saturday, July 23, 2005

oh my life is changin every day.

i may have more family than i once thought....
i have friends.
ill have a license.
i have a dog that i love as much as a child.
i have a computer.
i have a car i can use.
i have a crappy job.
i have a plan.
i have a dream.
i have a gift. given to me, and maybe a few to give.
i have hope.
i have choices to make.
i have made choices.
i have a smoke and a beer.
i have-n't been the best.
i have to start it all.
it all had to stop. and change rearange in a clidiscope of hopes and dreams, to pull at the different seams of ever controling failure. lack of esteem steam cleaned out. it was without doubt the rope to tie my fate to and endless substrate of less than great, no better than good. i just hope u've understood. i didnt mean for the pain, i rarely do, to all of u, friends, country men, thanks for lending me the beer, ive had my drink and am full........sobering up now things are straight. im straight. past irrate, now to pollinate im settin the date to fly into few better trates
ive had a point to contemplate, to fix the circumstance. past first glance, rants or happenstance

oh yeah, i have a chance.

Monday, July 18, 2005

here is a full motown remix

more and genius full motown remix by DjZ-trip.

she got my number i must confess

so get this frickin cool ass thing!!!
its a motown remix of the jackson 5 now for all the white folk on my page, which is prob all of u cept and occasional herb, this might not mean crap to u. but this is the best remix of motown flotown in the spirt of the original i have ever heard. and this song is so over used in hip hop, rock and most genres, but this is bad fuckin ass. i have to give the credit to S.M.Ash for showin this to me, and i am greatful. and so here it is
Black Jackson

Saturday, July 16, 2005

here is the story

Okay so google is starting a new search engine.......they want a bunch of people on here so they can charge advertisers alot of money to to advertise on there new engine......but the thing is by searchin u win stuff and u win me stuff if u sign up through this link.....dont have to but im workin my ass of and have no money to spend for fun if i ever want to get back to nashvegas, so free stuff would be cool.............and still most important...........SEND ME PICTURES.

ciou

Blingo

Friday, July 15, 2005

I'll be lost on a lonely late night

so yes, i am here and happy. actually startin to be very happy. i feel for once in a long time that i can do somethin with my life. I AM FISCALLY POWERFUL!!! or gettin there.

but i am startin to get pretty lonely. so i have a request to my friends.
could u guys start sendin me pictures of whats up. u know my email. just send pics of u, ur dogs, fun stuff, my dog, silly stuff. start takin pics please..........i really need them. id like to see whats goin on..........not much goin on here in the way of people........and its cool cause im havin alot of time to disipline myself.......but i like to see my friends and my home town........so seriously please.
Thanks
Tav

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

go go gophers

http://www.myspace.com/tavandmary

song

the spanish God of War

i dont remeber this guy in aztec mythology for some reason

tee hee....its a mexican chuck :)

important things to see.

everyone. since u are on the internet this should not be difficult.
search for the Kanye West, Diamonds are Forever video. its is an incredible black and white must see video. if u dont get what its about, please look it up after u see it.

second u must see the Dave video for American Baby (if u dont know who i mean when i just say 'dave', then u shouldnt be reading my blog, cause u have most likely never met me. and that would be just weird.) if u dont feel looking hard for that video, a small screen one is at mtv.com.
kanye's video is not.........might be to harsh.

he's just keepin' it' real.........when keepin it real goes wrong.